You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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