I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
