spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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