Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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