I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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