this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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