i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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