I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The air was thick with penises
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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