you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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