I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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