I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
