That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
