Are we in a gay sports bar?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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