Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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