is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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