I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
