He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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