You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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