How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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