I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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