Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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