And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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