I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
