Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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