got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i just sent this text using only my big toe
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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