it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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