i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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