Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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