You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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