That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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