great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Every concussion has its silver lining
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
