It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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