my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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