Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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