Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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