gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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