we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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