i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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