This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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