i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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