I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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