i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize