Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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