Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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