I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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