like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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