So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
