why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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