If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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