It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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