i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
This toilet bowl is my home.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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