quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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