when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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