She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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